Feedback From my Twilight OpEd
My friend Alex sent me this a couple days ago.
Girls obviously freak out at the accusation of pornography, because they assume they are righteous, and addicts are prone to denial. This Michael fellow defends the girl's opinion, because he is trying to pick up on her.
Girls love Twilight because it is addicting like porn. The small percentage of male readers directly correlates with the amount of homosexual men in the population.

Girls love Twilight because it is addicting like porn. The small percentage of male readers directly correlates with the amount of homosexual men in the population.
Oh, dear.
ReplyDeleteRemind me not to eat while I'm reading your blog. I about spewed my nachos.
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