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The TSA notoriously searched a shirtless four-year-old autistic kid. The boy's father took off his shirt , but still. A TSA xray rapescan operater in Colorado was caught masturbating to a highschool football team. Rapescan executive Deepak Chopra traveled to India with President Obama , ensuring a continued alliance between our government and the every-traveler-a-porn-star industry. The TSA made a breast cancer-survivor show her breast implant. The TSA broke the seal on a urostomy bag of another cancer-survivor, soaking his pants in urine , and did not apologize. I continue my rallying cry to travelers: "Don't wash your balls" for the TSA. It's unconstitutional, intrusive, humiliating, and ineffective.

The TSA has taken naked pictures of flyers with enough detail " to enable agents to determine whether a man has been circumcised, or whether a woman is menstruating , " they will now fondle the balls and breasts of those who refuse to be blasted with radiation (even children). The Colbert Report Mon - Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c Tip/Wag - TSA, Bert & Dogs www.colbertnation.com Colbert Report Full Episodes 2010 Election March to Keep Fear Alive We have a right of protection from warrantless search and seizure. The government has trespassed against the 4th amendment, and must be held responsible. We can fight against this unconstitutional procedure. I advise all travelers to not wash your balls a few days before you travel. When they finger your privates, moisten their glove with an odor foul enough to be classified as a biological weapon. It's time to fight back. The government does not have the right to treat us like criminals, nor to molest our childr...

At the DMV of all places. I've been reading a lot of Austrian Economics, which proves that freedom is the best economic policy for prosperity, and I wondered why government-run businesses are said to be so bad. When I went to register my car I took mental notes: The customer service at the DMV isn't terrible. The workers seem more like office staff than CS reps. But it wasn't awful. Each employee had a laser printer. At my work, we share one printer between three sections (over 20 people). That's an example of wasteful spending you hear about. Not a huge deal. What was it that makes the DMV so bad? They're not selling anything that I want. What is their product? If I pay them about $200 bucks a year, they promise not to send cops to harass me. If I don't pay, cops will pull me over and fine me, and if I don't pay the fine, they'll jail me like a criminal. I'm bribing them to not bully me. In this exchange, I get "protection" and the...