My Friend Proves Mathematically That Stephenie Meyer Is Worse Than Satan

"You may ask me, "How is it a mathematical fact that Stephenie Meyer is worse than Satan?"

Well, let's put it this way. Based on what we know about Satan, he deceived one third of the hosts of heaven in the pre-existence, leaving two-thirds to come to earth.

Of those two-thirds remaining, Stephenie Meyer has deceived over half (because there are more women than men on the planet). Over one half of the residents of this planet is over one half of two thirds of the hosts of heaven, which is more than a third of the hosts of heaven. Ergo, Stephenie Meyer is worse than Satan."

Thanks Josh

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  1. Ask JoshFebruary 24, 2009 at 8:51 PM

    Anytime.

    I promise I'll get around to calling that number you gave me. I haven't neglected it.

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