Space is All Man
Astronauts have reported that space smells like:
"fried steak, hot metal and even welding a motorbike."
In other words, space smells like this:
This validates what ancients thought: that Earth is a woman and Space is a man.
Makes sense.
Earth smells like rainfall (petrichor), flowers, and spices. Space smells like meat, bullets, and hot cars.
Earth allows life to grow. Space kills everything.
Nintendo had this whole 'space is manly' thing figured out a long time ago.
Not only did they know that guys intuitively think of space as a place where our arms are guns, our clothes are mechanical, and there are plenty of things to shoot; but they stuffed a smoking hot babe inside of the suit.
Because they knew that guys who had this much time to fantasize about space would not likely have girlfriends.
Note: Every man wishes at least one of his hands was a gun.
"fried steak, hot metal and even welding a motorbike."
In other words, space smells like this:
This validates what ancients thought: that Earth is a woman and Space is a man.Makes sense.
Earth smells like rainfall (petrichor), flowers, and spices. Space smells like meat, bullets, and hot cars.
Earth allows life to grow. Space kills everything.
Nintendo had this whole 'space is manly' thing figured out a long time ago.
Not only did they know that guys intuitively think of space as a place where our arms are guns, our clothes are mechanical, and there are plenty of things to shoot; but they stuffed a smoking hot babe inside of the suit.
Because they knew that guys who had this much time to fantasize about space would not likely have girlfriends.Note: Every man wishes at least one of his hands was a gun.
At least one? Does that mean that sometimes, you wish BOTH your hands could shoot lasers or bullets or something? Nice.
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