M. Night Shyamalan was right

In Shyamalan's movie The Happening plants start killing people to stop humans from destroying the earth.

Looks like nature is really fighting back.

Seaweed on the beaches of France is producing "a very toxic gas" that can kill a person in a few minutes, and "smells like rotten eggs."

That rotten egg smell is hydrogen sulphide. Some scientists "believe that a build-up of hydrogen sulphide in the atmosphere wiped out the dinosaurs 300 million years ago."

And earlier this year a mysterious blob slunk along the Alaskan coastline eating birds. It turned out to be algae.

And all of this is happening because of homosexuals. It has absolutely nothing to do with our own wasteful lifestyles and polluting culture.

Comments

  1. CrystalAugust 6, 2009 at 7:48 PM

    Who cares about the french anyway? Oh jeez, I never have anything helpful to add.

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  2. ChristopherAugust 6, 2009 at 9:19 PM

    I'm a fan of french kissing and french fries. And Benjamin Franklin dug french chicks.

    And I love your comments, because it lets me know that someone reads this.

    I'm going back to the operators for my last semester, and we're coming to Florida next April. Huzzah. I'm not sure which town yet.

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  3. WassperroAugust 7, 2009 at 11:42 AM

    Man, that movie sucked. I wanted to take a powerdrill to my own temple after I saw it. If I remember right it ended with a bunch of Frenchmen dying too. Maybe it is a sign.

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  4. ChristopherAugust 7, 2009 at 12:04 PM

    Maybe Shyamalan is a plant.

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  5. k. double-u.August 7, 2009 at 3:43 PM

    Here's hoping our monster cucumber plant won't rise up and take over our house the way it's taken over the garden.

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