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So I watched the creepiest video on teh internets And thought of a situation where this would be even more creepy . . . . . . after you gave birth.

I found historical precedence for Ralph Lauren's artistic rendering. Check out the noggin on Mozart's sister. Just like this anorexic Ralph Lauren model . They're apparently making clothes for Pez dispensers now, as Colbert said.

When they're confronted with ads like this: Dude, her head's bigger than her pelvis Ralph Lauren thinks anorexic is the new sexy. They also threatened to sue Boing Boing for pointing this out. Previously on One Way: How to be pretty

In Shyamalan's movie The Happening plants start killing people to stop humans from destroying the earth. Looks like nature is really fighting back. Seaweed on the beaches of France is producing "a very toxic gas" that can kill a person in a few minutes, and "smells like rotten eggs." That rotten egg smell is hydrogen sulphide. Some scientists "believe that a build-up of hydrogen sulphide in the atmosphere wiped out the dinosaurs 300 million years ago." And earlier this year a mysterious blob slunk along the Alaskan coastline eating birds . It turned out to be algae . And all of this is happening because of homosexuals . It has absolutely nothing to do with our own wasteful lifestyles and polluting culture.

A nearly complete mammoth skeleton was found in L.A. What the heck?

A fan made Bella's womb out of felt . Complete with felt baby. And a guy tricked a girl into having sex with him by convincing her he was a vampire/werewolf hybrid . She was 15, probably a big Twilight fan.