Shakespeare, my arse

Toilet paper should be covered in writing. You know how sometimes sitting on the pot takes longer than expected, and you end up reading the back of a shampoo bottle, or finding new designs in the floor tile?

Each square of toilet paper should have little anecdotes, factoids and and short stories.

And for those of you who graduated in English, you could put your skills to use by giving the ultimate literary criticism.

And then flush.

Comments

  1. Just Some DudeJuly 11, 2008 at 5:21 AM

    Good point. I always feel the temptation to take a book into the bathroom with me, but then I think, "Oh great. It will get totally covered in bathroom germs and then I will have to burn it." That's what's so great about newspapers. You can read it then chuck it. No worries about germs.

    It would be nice to kill two birds with one stone, though.

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  2. Mike and LaurenJuly 17, 2008 at 2:49 PM

    I think that may increase the frequency of urinary infections...kinda like colored tp.

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