Me Edition Prequel: Twilight is Porn

Here is the first editorial I published in the BYU paper on June 26th. I thought it was timely.

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  1. Ask JoshNovember 21, 2008 at 12:48 PM

    Yeah, what was Sister Meyer thinking? Putting ideas into girls' heads that boys can stop cars with their hands. A girl once asked me to do that for her... broke my wrists... and my heart.

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  2. ChristopherNovember 21, 2008 at 1:32 PM

    That's what I'm talking about! Actually, 'actions' is the wrong word, though I couldn't think of the right word. 'Personality' maybe would work better.

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  3. CJMarch 27, 2009 at 2:20 PM

    Actually, that's not what pornography is.

    You're a mormon guy, you should know that.

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  4. ChristopherMarch 27, 2009 at 2:51 PM

    What's wrong with that definition?

    Also, I apologized to Meyer and took back what I said in a later post.

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  5. CJMarch 27, 2009 at 9:39 PM

    Just because 2 things have similar characteristics (in this case, creating unrealistic expectations), doesn't mean they are the same thing.

    It's like saying a cat is the same thing as a cow because they are both mammals.

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