"Your mom" is a terrorist.

Remember how your mom used to say:

"Eat that last bite, because children are starving in China."

I just figured out why.

We will be fattened and delicious, so when the starving Chinese take over they can eat us.
Turns out your mom is a terrorist, or a sleeper agent, or a socialist, or a communist, or whatever it is that the government wants us to be afraid of nowadays.

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