Jib Jab's Year in Review

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  1. kathyDecember 30, 2008 at 2:12 PM

    miss susie had a steamboat; her steamboat had a bell.
    miss susie went to heaven, her steamboat went to
    hello operator, please give me number nine, and if you disconnect me I'll cut off your
    behind the 'fridgerator, there lay a piece of glass.
    miss susie sat upon it and cut her little
    ask me no more questions,
    tell me mo more lies...

    Whoa. That was quite the trip to my elementary school playground. It's weird how those rhymes come back as soon as you think of the tune.

    Cinderella, dressed in yella...

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