Obamas save you 0.001 cents

The president usually receives $100,000 of taxpayer money to renovate the White House, but the Obamas have decided to pay for White House renovations themselves.

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  1. CrystalMarch 31, 2009 at 2:07 PM

    Is that .001 cents or .001 dollars? :)

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  2. ChristopherMarch 31, 2009 at 11:35 PM

    Ha. You know the difference. You can't work for Verizon.

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