What the farc?

The Farc released a 69 year-old Swede they'd been holding hostage.
I didn't know what the Farc was before I read this.

But more importantly, why would you hold a Swede hostage?

You want a discount at Ikea.
You thought he was the lead singer of ABBA.
You want to date his hot grandson/granddaughter.
She's way hotter in person
That's the best I could come up with.

Comments

  1. CrystalMarch 18, 2009 at 5:45 AM

    I don't really know about this whole Farc'n thing...but I just wanted to tell you I like the Jefferson quote.

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