Old News: Obama is the devil

Some guy took the scripture:

"I beheld Satan as lightning fall from heaven." (Luke 10:18)

and translated it into Hebrew as "I saw Satan as Baraq Ubamah."

So Barack Obama is Satan because his name in Hebrew translates roughly into "lighting from heaven." Cool.

I also thought interesting that if you translate George Bush into Finnish you get Yrjö Pussi, or "vomit bag."

Update: "The given name Barack is not a form of this name [lightning], but is instead related to a different Semitic root which means "blessing" and is also the origin of the names Baruch (Hebrew) and Mubarak (Arabic)." -wikipedia proves another nutcase wrong.

So Barack Obama means "Blessing from heaven." As in "I will . . . dopen you the ewindows of heaven, and pour you out a fblessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it."

But I'm sure there's another way to prove that Obama is evil.

Comments

  1. WassperroAugust 4, 2009 at 10:25 PM

    Don't blame me if he's the devil. I voted for Cobra Commander.

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  2. CrystalAugust 5, 2009 at 2:02 PM

    He can't be the devil because he has a body...he is cleary a well shaven Cain, or a son of perdition.

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  3. k. double-u.August 7, 2009 at 3:45 PM

    Ooh, ooh. I wonder what my name translates to.

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  4. Nicholas James WestAugust 9, 2009 at 3:29 PM

    How many ways has Revelation been translated and interpreted.

    They all miss the point anyways.

    The Revelation of St. John is not about the end of the world. It is about Jesus Christ.

    Also, don't believe me because according to some I'm a godless commie who hates my own country.

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