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Perv seminary teacher guilty of bad poetry—
Lyrics to the song Michael Pratt wrote and sang to the alleged victim:
Marine thinks Greek Orthodox Priest is a terrorist, hits him in the head with a tire iron. Oops.
Chicago comes down hard on crime by arresting middle-schoolers for assault and battery with food. Food fights are now a crime. “They were handcuffed, slammed in a wagon, had their mug shots taken and treated like real criminals.”
And a guy who looks like a terrorist tells us about synchronized hamster menstrual cycles, and other commonalities between humans and animals.
Perv seminary teacher guilty of bad poetry—
Lyrics to the song Michael Pratt wrote and sang to the alleged victim:
You are the sunlight, I am the moon
Joined by the gods of fortune
Spin the wheel see what we'll be
You are the one who sees me
The one who believes in all I can be
Not just for now, but for eternity
And all the things I believe are here right now
And if you'll open up your heart, he'll show you how
We both know that I just won't ever deserve the girl I'm with
Sometimes it makes me sick of who I can be
You are the sunlight, I am the moon
Joined by the gods of fortune
Spin the wheel see what we'll be
Marine thinks Greek Orthodox Priest is a terrorist, hits him in the head with a tire iron. Oops.
Chicago comes down hard on crime by arresting middle-schoolers for assault and battery with food. Food fights are now a crime. “They were handcuffed, slammed in a wagon, had their mug shots taken and treated like real criminals.”
And a guy who looks like a terrorist tells us about synchronized hamster menstrual cycles, and other commonalities between humans and animals.
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